Funny sms in hindi

Kal jub mily thy to dil mein hua eik sound,
Or Aaaj mily to kehte ho ur file not found,
Jo muddat say hota Aaaya hy wo repeat ker dun ga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doon ga,
Shayad mere pyaar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil sy aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon hon ge nigaah mein, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyaar ky icon py kabhi to double click karo..

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55.*5*5*7.,.*5*7*.
* n7a5k s55aa77f*
*. k7555ar77o .*
555 “7*.,.55*”
Sirf 5 or 7 ko Delete karo, Bahot pyaara sms hai
Or
Amal bhi krna..

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Main kese meethi baat karu?
Jub meethi cheez koi khaai nahi.
Ye chaand kese maamu hai?
Jub mummy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hain bhaalu ky?
Kiyu us ne triming karaai nahi.
Kiya wo bhi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi.
Nana ki b.v jub naani hai,
Dada ki b.v jub daadi hai.
Papa ki b.v kiyon papi nahi?
Samandar ka rang kiyon neela hai?
Jub neel kisi ny milaai nahi.
Jub school mein itni neend Aaati hai.
To kiyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?
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Ye bat samajh main Aaayi nahi
Aur mummy nay samjhaai nahi.