Sunday 31 March 2013

Dosti shayari sms in hindi 140 character

Dosti shayari sms in hindi 140 character

Andhere Mein Rasta Banaana Mushkil Hota Hy,
Toffan Mein Dipak Jalaana Mushkil Hota Hy,
Dosti Kisi Sy Bhi Karna Mushkil Nahi
Magar Ise Nibhaana Bada Mushkil Hota Hai…

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Khafa ho ya koi gham hai,
number kho gaya ya balance kum hy,
bhejo sms aggar dam hai,
ya fir maan Jao kay sms ke BADSHAH sirf hum hein.

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Dekh ky dunya ko hum bhi badlain gay ab apna mizaj-e-dosti,
Rabta sub sy ho ga lekin wasta kisi se nahi..!

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Baat Jo Sub Sy Jyaada Baar
Ek Friend Apne Dusre Friend Sy Kehta Hai.
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Apni ITEM Ko Bol Meri bhi Setting Kara de.
Hindi Funny sms for friends

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Aap Ko Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lgti Hay..?
Reply Krne Ki Koi Zrort Nahi.
Pehle Apni Aaadatein Theek Kar Lo tusi bry haaji o.

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Aaap ki Aaankhon mein mile gi humein panah,
Chaahe samjho dil lagi ya samjho gunah,
Bhaly hi humain koi DEEWAANA qaraar dy,
Hum to ho gaye Aaap ki dosti mein **”FANAA”**

Tuesday 26 March 2013

Love shayari in hindi

Love shayari in hindi

yeh such hai jo insan ap say ziyada piyaar kry ga....
vo apsy roz ladyga.
lakin jub Aap ka ak aanso gery ga to usey rokny kay leya
wo puri duneya sy ladyga.

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Kon Ho Tum?
Jo Mere Dil-o- Demag Par Chah Gay Ho
jindagi Mein Aa Gay Ho
Nendain odaty Ho Chaain Churaaty Ho
Dharkan'no Mein Sama Gay Ho
Kon Ho Tum

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Tere peyaar mein 2 pal ki jindagi bohaat hai,
ik pal ke hansi aur ik pal ke khushi bohaat hai,
yeh duniya mujy janay yaa na janay,
tere ankhain mujy pehchany yehi bohaat hai..!

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Piyar aur dosti main race ho rahi ho to koun jeety ga?
Ans: Koe nain
Why: because dosti hamesha samjhota kr leti ha, aur peyar hamesha kurbaani da deta hai

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Peyar Matlub:
ik Peyara saw dil, Jo kabhi nafrut nahin kartaa..
ik Muskorahat, Jo peeki nahin padte..
ik Ehsaas, Jo kabhi dukh nahin deta aur
ik Rishtaa, Jo kabhi khatm nahin hotaa...!

Sunday 24 March 2013

Love sms text messages hindi

Love sms text messages hindi

Kabhi itni shiddat say bhi us ki yad Aaati hai mujh ko k,
Mein bus palkain milata hun to aankhai bheeg jati hain....

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Meri Muhabat..
Teri Tamun'na Kay Hath Thamy Ravish Ravish Par Latafto'n Ko Salam Karti Guzar Rahi The Ka..
"Khawab Tut Gaya."

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Chupky Say Jo Maangi Ha,
Un Duaon Main Tum Ko Pana Ha,
Tum Roth Kay Muj say Naa Jao,
Mujhy Sath Tumhara Pana Ha,
Tum Loat K Wapis Aa jao,
Mujhy “Humsafar” Tumhe Bnana Ha..

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Kisi say peyaar kro to yeh kbi mut chaho kay
wo tumharay leya duneya main sub kuch chod da?
woh jo Aaj tumhary leya sub kuch chod skta hai,
woh kal kisi ka liye tumy Bhe chod sakta hai.

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Jin ki Fitrat mein karar Buhot Tha
Un ka Milna Dushvar Buhot Tha..
Jo Mery Hathoon ki Lakeeroon mein Na Tha..
Mujhy Us Shakhs sa “Piyaar” buhot Tha.

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Kisi say sirf utna he dur hona...,
Ka us say Aaapki ahmeyat k ehsas ho jay.
Lakin kabhi itna bhi dur mut hona...,
Ka woh aap k bina jeena seekh jaye.

Wednesday 20 March 2013

jumma mubarak sms in hindi 140 words

jumma mubarak sms in hindi 140 words

Jumma kay roz 100 baar darood paak parhne wale ki
100 hajten poori hoti hein.
30 duniya ki
70 akhirat ki
Happy Jumma-tul-Mubarak.

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Dil Paak Nai To Paak Ho Sakta Nai Inssaan.=
Warna Iblees ko Bhi Aatay The Wuzoo ke Faraiz Bahot.
Subah Bakhair
&
Jumma Mubarak to all muslim.

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JUMMA ke din "MAGHRIB" aur "ISHA" ke darmiyaan 3 baar
"SURAH FATEHA" parhney se ALLAH poorey saal ke rizk ka intezaam kar daite hain…
Yaad se parhein aur doosron ko bhi btaain..!
Jumma mubarak wishes.

Tuesday 19 March 2013

Shayari on love in hindi

Shayari on love in hindi

Tm Kahty Ho
Main Tumahri Zindagi Hun
Tumhaari Baat Bajja He
Lekin ae JAAN
Itna Bata Dun
Tumhaari Zindagi Mein Mai Kahan Hun

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Wada he humaari ye mohabbat ki daastan khas rahe gi,
Aaap ki soorat humesha dil ke pas rahe gi,
Nahi bhoolen ge hum Aaap ko or Aaap ke pyar ko,
Jub tuk dil mein dhadkan aur ye saanse rahe gi…

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Meri dharkan kehti he tum meri jaan
Meri Aankhe kehti hain tum mera jahan,
Meri maan kehti hai tum mujhe sochti ho
Lekin tum kyun chup ho.

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Kabhi itni shidat se bhi us ki yad aati he mujh ko k,
me bs palken milaata hun to aankhen bheg jati hen....

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Jo Ho ejaazat To Tum Sy ek Bat Puchon,
Jo Hum Sy eshQ Sikha Tha Wo Ab Tum Kis Sy Kartyss Ho..??

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Jisy dil diya woh dilli chali gai,
jisy peyyar kiya woh itali challi gai,
dil ny kaha khud kushi(sucide) kr ly jaalim,
bijalli ko hath lagaya to bijalli chali gai !! By SP

Wednesday 13 March 2013

Shayari of love messages in hindi

Shayari of love in hindi

Aap dil den hum jan den or ho jayy Aapna payyar
Aap muskan den hum hansi den or saj jaaey aapna sansar
Aap sapny sajayen hum haqekat banayen aur pyar ki ude leher
or ye payyar badta rahy har shaam har seher..

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ZINDAGI KI RAHON MAin JANAY KISeY KuN MILA..
KISI KO HUM NA MILeY oR KOI HaMEIN NA MILA.

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Jab Kisi k sapny kisi k arman ban jaaey,
Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaey,
Payaar kehty hen usy,
Jab Kisi ki saansen kisi ki jaan ban jaaey…

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Jo hum mehsoos kartay hen Aagar tum tak pohonch jaey
To bus itna samajh lena Ye un jazboon ki khushbo hy
Jinhay hum keh naahi sakty Magar tum jo ijaazat do...!
To chand lafzon men keh daloon K
Tum bin mar to saktay hen Tum bin ji nahi saktay....

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Wonderful lines by a LOVER:
"Aapni neend sy hamy isi liay payyar
hey...
Kun k unhon ny kaha tha hamy
pana tumhary liay sirf ik khwab
hai...":-)

Good night hindi love sms

Good night hindi love sms

Nit is longr than the
4 those who DREAM
nd
Day is longr than nit
4 those who make their
DREAMS come true.
Wish u Good Ni8
fresh and cool cool Dreams!

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Tujy kya khabr k mera dil
main kitna pyaar hai tere liye dost
Jo ker do bayaan to tujhe neend se nafrat ho jaaye.

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Raat Chup He Maggar Khaamosh Nahi
Kaise Kahoon K Aaaj Phir Hosh Nahi
Aise Doobe Han Kisi Ki Yaad Ki Gehraai Mein
Aankhon Me Neend Hy Magar Sone Ka Hosh Nahin
GooD Night

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Nazuk itni ke neelay parh gaye Rukhsar-e-Yar
Mein ne tu bosa liya tha khawaab mai tasveer ka
Good Night
Sweet Dream my Sweet Friends.

Monday 11 March 2013

Shayari of love in hindi


Shayari of love in hindi
Aap dil den hum jan den or ho jayy Aapna payyar
Aap muskan den hum hansi den or saj jaaey aapna sansar
Aap sapny sajayen hum haqekat banayen aur pyar ki ude leher
or ye payyar badta rahy har shaam har seher..

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ZINDAGI KI RAHON MAin JANAY KISeY KuN MILA..
KISI KO HUM NA MILeY oR KOI HaMEIN NA MILA.

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Jab Kisi k sapny kisi k arman ban jaaey,
Jab kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaaey,
Payaar kehty hen usy,
Jab Kisi ki saansen kisi ki jaan ban jaaey…

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Jo hum mehsoos kartay hen Aagar tum tak pohonch jaey
To bus itna samajh lena Ye un jazboon ki khushbo hy
Jinhay hum keh naahi sakty Magar tum jo ijaazat do...!
To chand lafzon men keh daloon K
Tum bin mar to saktay hen Tum bin ji nahi saktay....

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Wonderful lines by a LOVER:
"Aapni neend sy hamy isi liay payyar
hey...
Kun k unhon ny kaha tha hamy
pana tumhary liay sirf ik khwab
hai...":-)

 

Love sms in hindi 140


Love sms in hindi 140
Apni Kismat Ke Aage Bebus He Insan,,
Bebus He Khawaab Hqeeqat Ke Aage,
Koi Ruki Hoi Dhdkan S=ay Poche,
Kitna Tdpta Hai DiL Mohabbat Ke Aaage…

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Tarras gaye hein hum Aaap ke paas Aaane k liye,
Dil-O-Jaan mita dain tujh se Dosti nibhaane k liye,
Hum Yeh SMS ker rahe hein, Apni yaad dilaane k liye.
Zahmi Dil

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Apna Humsaffar Bana Le Mujhe,,
Tera Hi Saya Hun Apna Le Mujhe,
Ye Raat Ka Saffar Or Bhi Haseen Ho Jaye ga,
Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Mein Ya Bula Le Mujhe…

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Dil ne mujhe kaha Aaap se 2 baatein ker lun,
aggar Aaap ijazat dein to Aaap ko yaad karlun,
kehne ko to lavse kum pad jaayen,
par ye sach he ke sirf Aaap ki yaad main mera dil dadakta he.

April fools pranks online

April fools pranks online
If today any one talks & praises you 4 your
1) good looks
2) nature
3) style
4) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
April Fool in Advance

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April fool is the day Upon which
we r reminded of What we r on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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If a baby is born in AFRICA
What will be the color of the babies teeth??
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you fool.!
a new born baby don't have teeth…
hahahahahahahaha

Best april fools pranks for boyfriends

Best april fools pranks for boyfriends
life without U is not possible
U are in my breath & blood
i can not live for a moment without U
if U r not there i am dead oye helo im
talking about "OXYGEN"
ha ha ha ha ha ha just joking.

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Go To Write Messge Option Turn T9 Dictionary On
& Write: 277451366514612382623
& Then See The Magic.
Zaror Krna Its Nice Try It Must Itz Really Very Nice.

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U are one of the most precious persons in the world!!
Just a sec, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Hahahahaha Aprl Fooooooolllllll

 

Funny april fool jokes in hindi

Funny april fool jokes in hindi

Door Ho Jaao,,,
Yeh message 5 Second
Ke Baad Phat Jaye ga!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00

Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ?????
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

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143 Kiya hai?
i love you
no
i miss you?
no
i wish you
no
143 means aik Sou Taintaalees.
maan baap ne kitni ummeed se padhaaya tha be sharam.
~ April Fool Hindi SMS for besharm Friends

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U are 25% Fantastic,
U are 25% Outstanding,
U are 25% Obedient,
U are 25% Loving,
In short U are 100% FOOL.
Happy April Fool Day Wihses.

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Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

 

Best april fools pranks for school

Best april fools pranks for school

if U are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If you find no way out,
Then just think of me only 1's,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
HaHahahaha

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Hi get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on 1st of April. Surprised????
Stupid, 1st April is April fool,
& You r the 1st person whom I fooled.
April FOOL Day Wishes.

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Hi You Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl ..
April 1!!!!!!!!!!!
you Know Why??
If she accept, its ur luck
otherwise just tell April Fool.

 

April fools pranks for your boyfriend

April fools pranks for your boyfriend

Amazing 6 facts:
1.90% of people in america do not drink milk
2.Snakes vision is up to five kilo meter.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is wholly surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra does not hve liver.
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6.All the details r False.
Thanks For trusting Me For A While.
April Fool Day Wishes..

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Hi
Wat r u doing?????
I m spreading unicameral form of specialty occuring
palevolently in the seritormious piece of platerubian
brain….
In Short…..

Disturbing you!!!!!:)
April Fool

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You R the one who is CHARMING
you R the one who is healthy
you R the one who is precious
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
April fool

April fools pranks for roommates

April fools pranks for roommates

It's a test to check ur potentiality of Mathematics
But u have to read this messge for only once.......
ok!
are u ready??????
Here We Go....
3+7
+8
-6
+3
+1
-3
+5
-8
+12
-10
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did you Press The Button

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Hey you Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl..
April 1st..
you Know Why ??????
If she accept, its ur luck..
otherwise,, just tell April Foooooooooll.

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A day will come when the world will celebrate
ur name,
ur fame,
ur personality &
ur views.
But April Fool comes once in a year &
that ur day.

April fool jokes in hindi 2013

April fool jokes in hindi 2013
Tu thi paaas tub tha ik bahaana jeene ka,
Ab too nahi to is jindagi ko bhi khair jeeena kiya!
Ab to teri yaadon main hi hai mashghool hum,….
Khair woh baat alag ke har lamho main bante hai
april fool hum..

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1.U will be a ROSE for all beautiful TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all Fresh FACES
you will be WATER FALLS for all mounds
And you will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
hahahahahahaahhahaha

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Aeroplaane Aaa raha he dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi giya Buddhoo.
uppar dekhna chaiye tha na.
Mobile mein Aaaye ga kiya
~ April Fool Hindi SMS


Thursday 7 March 2013

Love sms in hindi 140


Love sms in hindi 140
Apni Kismat Ke Aage Bebus He Insan,,
Bebus He Khawaab Hqeeqat Ke Aage,
Koi Ruki Hoi Dhdkan S=ay Poche,
Kitna Tdpta Hai DiL Mohabbat Ke Aaage…

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Tarras gaye hein hum Aaap ke paas Aaane k liye,
Dil-O-Jaan mita dain tujh se Dosti nibhaane k liye,
Hum Yeh SMS ker rahe hein, Apni yaad dilaane k liye.
Zahmi Dil

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Apna Humsaffar Bana Le Mujhe,,
Tera Hi Saya Hun Apna Le Mujhe,
Ye Raat Ka Saffar Or Bhi Haseen Ho Jaye ga,
Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Mein Ya Bula Le Mujhe…

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Dil ne mujhe kaha Aaap se 2 baatein ker lun,
aggar Aaap ijazat dein to Aaap ko yaad karlun,
kehne ko to lavse kum pad jaayen,
par ye sach he ke sirf Aaap ki yaad main mera dil dadakta he.

Sms love messages hindi

Sms love messages hindi

1 Muskaan To Mujhe aik Bar De De.
Khawaab Mein Hi Sahi aik Deedaar De De.
Bus aik Baar Karle Tu Aane Ka wada.
Fhir chaahe Umar bhar Ka Intezaar De De..


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Is dil ki her dhadkan ka ehssaas ho tum.
Tum kiya jaano hamaare liye kitne khaaas ho tum.
juda ho ke tum ne hamein mot se bhi badtar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki dua'aen di hain.

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Pyaar to zindagi ka afsaana hai.
Is ka apna hi ik taraana he.
Pata he sub ko milen ge sirf Aaansu.
Phir bhi na jaane kiyon her koi iska deewana he..

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AJ ka "Dinner" Pyaar ki roti,
Chaaht ki sabji,Sneh ka rayitta,
wishwaas ki salaad,Friendship ki sweet dish 4 you
ur bill-1 SMS,My tip-ur sweeet smile.

Wednesday 6 March 2013

April fool ideas in india



Sardaar got into a bus on 1st April
When ticket checker asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket & said april fool

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Is kaddar hum Aaap ko chaahte hain
ke duniya waale daikh ke jal jaate hain,
yun to hum sabhi ko ULLU banaate hain,
lekin Aaap thoda JALDI baun jaate hain…

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Dosto....
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Yaaaroooooo....
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Bangra Paao Tuwaaday Waste..
Khush Khabri Hai Double Sawaari Khul Gai Hai.
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Ye Msg 1st April Ko Sub Ko Send Karna 

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If today any one talks and praises you 4 ur
1) handsomeness
2) Nature
3) fashion
4) Attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Fool Tumhe Bheja He message Mein
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Jara Khol Ker To Dekhiye
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Dikha Kiya???????.
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Nahi Dikha Na???
Are Fool Ye April Ka Fool He Jo Tumhe Fool Bana Giya
hahahahahahahahahahaha

love sms in urdu for girlfriend

love sms in urdu for girlfriend

Hum tumhen pyaar karte hain itna,,
Tum ko kiya pata kitna,,
Baarish aggar hoti he bahar,
Sach kehta hun, dekh lo paani ki boond he jitna…


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Itne yakeen se to hum keh nahi sakte,
Ke hum Aap ko yaad rakh payen ge,
Per itna wada zroor ker sakte hein,
Zindgi main Aaap ko kabhi bhool nai payen ge…

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Ik baat kahun agar sunte ho,,
Tum mujh ko achay lagte ho, ,
Kuch chanchal se kuch chup chup se,
Kuch paagal paagal lagte ho,,
Hein chaahne walay or bahot,,
Par tum mein hai ik baat bahot
Tum apnay apnay se lagte ho,
Ik baat kahun agar sunte ho
Tum mujh ko ache lagtae ho,,

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Fizao main mehkti shaam ho tum,,
Pyaar main chalakta jaam ho tum
Tumhe dil main chupaaye rakhte hein,,
Meri zindagi ka doosra naam ho tum…



Love sms in urdu 2013

Love sms in urdu 2013

Tujh say bahot pyaaar karte hain,
Tera her pal intezaar karte hain,
Jahan main Jis ki na koi missal he,
Tu gulaabon main ik khaas gulaab hai.

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Pyaar wo Hota He Jo aik Doosre ke Liye Jan Bhi De Sake,
Pyaar wo Hota He Jo aik Doosre ke Bine Reh Na Sake,
Pyaar wo Hota He Jo aik Doosre ke Khiyaalo mein Rehna Hota Hai.

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apni zindgi Aaap ke naam kar dein ge.
her Lamhaa Aaap pe qurbaan ker dein ge,
jis din hogi kami mere pyaar mein.
zindgi ko mot ke naam ker dein ge !


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Jub Udaas Ho To GunGuna Lena Mujh KO.
Jub Tumara Koi Na Bane To Apna Bana Lena Mujh KO
Kabhi Aggar Socho Ke Tum Se Ziyaada Tumen Kon Chahata Hai,
To Apne Naam Ke Sath Phir Se Dohara Laina Mujh KO,
Hansne Ke Liye To Mil Jayein Ge Hazaaron Tum Ko,
Jub Rone Ke Liye Na Mile Koi Kandha To Bula Laina Mujh KO.



Hindi sms hindi messages love

Hindi sms hindi messages love

YEH RAT ITNI TANAHA KIYU HOTI HAI,,
KISMAT SE APNI SABKO SHIKAAYAT KIYU HOTI HAI ?
YE KISMAT BHI AJEEB KHAIL KHELTI HAI,
JISE HUM PA NAI SAKTE,
USSI SE HI MOHBBAT KIYUN HOTI HAI ??


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Samne Manzil Thi Peeche Uski Awaaz,,.
Rukta To Saffar Jaata,Chalta To Bichar Jata,
Uski Ulji Sansein Meri Rukaawat Bni,,
Chlta To Woh Mar Jaata,,
Thehrta To Mein Mar Jaata,
Uske Nam Se Wabista Thi Meri Yaadein,,.
Woh Mujey Yad Krta To Mein Ptaon Ki Tarah Jhar Jaata,
Sharaab Peeny Ki Mujy Aadat Nahi Thi,
Pee Bhi Leta To Usko Bna Ke Ghazal Gata,.
Aaye Dosto Kuch Dair To Tehar Jaate Mayyat Pe Meri,
Shayad Use Khabr Ho Jaati Woh Aa Jata!

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Haar majboori say ladna seekh lo,
Her ghum ke saath jeena seekh lo,
Busy Hum bhi Aaap se Kam nahi,,
Per Humaari tarah apno ko Yaaad karna Seekh lo...



Good night hindi sms in 140 words

Good night hindi sms in 140 words

Ho chuki raat bahot ab so bhi jaye…
Jo he dil ke kareeb us ke khyaalo mein kho bhi jaye…
Ker raha hoga koi intezaar Aaap ka,
Khawabon mein sahi mil to Aaaiye

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Teri Zaat Say Koi Shikwa Nahi "
Chaahne Waalon Ko Aksar Tanhaai Ki Saza Hi Mila Karti He,
Good Night

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Hum na hote to Aaap kho gaye hote,,
Apni zindgi say ruswa ho gaye hote!
Yeh to Aaap ko GOOD NIGHT kehne,
Ke liye jaag rahe hain,
Varna hum to kub ke so gaye hote!!!

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Ab itni nit ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahaaani sunaanay
ke liye messag to kare ga nahi.
Common sense ki baat hai ke
tere ko GOOD Nit bolne ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

Tuesday 5 March 2013

love shayari sms in hindi 160 words

love shayari sms in hindi 160 words

Kaajal bun ke teri Aaankho main samane ki tamana he,
Daawa bun ke tere dard mitaane ki tamanna he,
Yun to haasil he zamaane ki her cheez muje,
Sirf ik baar tujhe apna banaane ki tamanna he.

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AJ Ka DINNER PYAAR ki roti,
CHAAHAT ki sabjji,
SNEH ka rayeta,VISHWAAS ki salaad,
FRIENDSHIP ki sweeet dish 4 you
your bill-one SMS,
My tip- ur sweeet smile.

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suno acha nahi lagta,
kare jub tazkara koi,
kare jub tabsara koi,
tumaari zaat ko khoje,
tumari baat ko soche,
muje acha nahi lagta,
suno acha nahi lagta,
tumaare muskuraahat per
hazaaro log marte hon,
tumaari aik Aahat per,
hazaaro dil dhark'te hon
kisi ko tum pe uon marna
muje acha nahi lagta......

Hindi messages of love

Hindi messages of love

Tujh se bahot pyaaar karte hain,
Tera her pal intejaar karte hain,
Jahaan main Jis ki na koi missaal he,
Tu gulaabon main ik khaas gulaab he...

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pyaar ke deep jalaane wale,
kuch kuch pagal hote hain,
apni jaan se jaane wale
kuch kuch pagal hote hain
hijjar ke gehre zakham mile
to muj ko ye ihssas hua
pagal ko samjaane wale
kuch kuch pagal hote hain
us ke ishq main bheeg ke jaanam
hum ko ye ihsas hua
dil ki baat main Aane wale
kuch kuch pagal hote hain.

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Muskaan Aaap ke honton se kahin jaaye na,
Aansoo Aaap ki palkon pay kabhi Aaye na,
Poora ho Aaap ka her khaawab,
Aur jo poora na ho wo khaawab kabhi Aaye na.

Sms love text messages

Sms love text messages

Aggar tum kisi ko pyaar karte ho
to tumhe us se koi umeeed nai rakhni chahiye,
us ki khushi main apni khushi dhondni chahiye

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tumhaari aik miss call aik pal ki khushi,
1 sms aik din ki khushi,
aik call 1 week ki khushi,
aik mulaqaat 1 maheene ki khushi,
tumharri dosti zindigi bhar ki khushi,
or Aaap ka pyaar janmo janmo ki khushi,,

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Main ne dil ke darwaaje per likha "Anddar Aanaa Mana Hai.
Mohabbat hasti hoi Aaayi Aur Aaa kar
Bade pyaar se Boli..
"Maaf Karna..
Mein to andhi hun.

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LOVE KAI ASOOL
1.MOHABBAT JISS Se KaRO uSI Ke RAHO.
2.DOSRI LARKIYUON KO BILKUL BHI NA DeKHO.
3.JHoOT NA BOLO.
4.GIRL FRIEND Se HI SHAaDI KaRO...

Monday 4 March 2013

April fools pranks for girlfriends

April fools pranks for girlfriends

This is MAGIC.
Press down 5 times,
U can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
Congrats! U are the First
April Fool of Year !2013!

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A - you r Attractive
B - you r the Best
C - you r Cute
D - you r Dear 2 Me
E - you r Excellent
F - you r Funny
G - you r Good-Looking
H - hahaahahaha
I - I am
J - JOKING
Happy April Fool Day wishes

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"A B C to P to
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z.
.
.
.
1 missing in above
.
.
.
why r you reading again these AlphaBets?
shame on u!
In ABCD where comes 1.
Happy April Fools Day

April fool pranks in hindi

April fool pranks in hindi

Tu thi paaas to tha ek bahaana jeene ka,
Ab too nai to is zindagi ko bhi khair jeeena kiya!
Ab to teri yaadon mein hi hein mashgool hum,..
Khair woh baat alag ke har lamhe mein bante hein april fool hum..

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Agar manzil ko paana he to himmat saaath rakhna,
Agar pyaar ko pana he to aitbaar saath rakhna,,
Aggar hamesha muskuraana ho to BRUSH or PASTE SAATH RAKHNA...
Phulon ne phoolo ko phoolon ki phulwaari mein wish kiya.
you are the most beauti-fool, wonder fool among all fools
Happy Fools Day Wishes.

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Do u wish to be a real supper hero
press down
.,
.,,
.,
.,,
.,,
.,,
.,
.,
.,
.,
.,
.,
.
don't became to be fool on april first
apil fools.

April fool ideas hindi

April fool ideas hindi

Today, tomorrow & forever
there will be 1 heart
that would always beat for you.
U know Whose???
,
,
,
,
,
,
Ur Own Stupid!!!
Happy April Fool Day Wishes

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Aisa DOSTANA hamaara,
Main KASHTI too kinaara,
Main DHANUSH too teeer,,,
Main MATAR too paneer,
Main VARSHA too baadal,,,
Main RAJMA too chawal,
Mai HOT tu coooooooool,
Mai APRIL tu….???????

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you r a Beautiful BITCH,
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious,
are u smiling now????
,
,
,
,
*YOU r REALLY BITCH*

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I m sending this fool sms text message
.
.
.
.
.
.
2 All Fools
.
.
.
.
.
.
who celeBrate
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
”APRIL FOOL”

April fool Funny sms jokes in urdu

April fool Funny sms jokes in urdu

Koi Aaap se baat kare...
Aaap ki tareef kare...
Aaap ko smart kahe to...
Use zor say ik THAPPAR marna..
.
.
Uski himmat kese hoi Aaap ko March mein APRIL FOOL bnaane ki...

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31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnot matter.
Wishing very happy, easy & joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)
Happy AprilFool Day Wishes.

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Honton say jo choo liya,,
Ehsaas Aub tuk he,
Aaankhe Nam hein, Aur sanson mein Aaag ab tak hai
Aur kiyon na ho…
Khai Bhi to “HARRI Mirche” hain :)

April fool funny hindi sms photos

April fool funny hindi sms photos

Aaaj, kal, har pul, har samay, har vakt,
maheno, saalo saal se ik DIL tumhaare liye dhadakta tha
aur dhadakta rahe ga aur wo DIL he your's own DEAR.
Happy April Fool Day Wishes....

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Plz don't read this sms
Nahi to
ho jaye ga
Kiya????
Are wohi
jis say hum darte hai
,
,
,
,
wohi jo is umar main aksar ho jaata he...
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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Murkhta ke is paawan paak or
pavitr tyohaar per subhi ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye
HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

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Advance Aprilfool sms Message
31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool dosn't matter.
wishing well very happy, prosperous & joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

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I Have Changed My Phone Number,
Note Down My New Number.
And Please Give Me A Miss Call.
My New Number Is…..
;
;
;
;
;
"100"
Dum He To Miss Call maar....

April fool funny hindi sms messages

April fool funny hindi sms messages

I Miss u a Lot Dear….
SENDER:
Katreena kaif
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
” Don’t get stimulated. She sent It to me.”
Its April Fools Day today ! =)).

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This is MAGIC.
Press down six times,
U can See ur PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! U are the First
April Fool of the year

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Dost Pathan say:
APRIL FOOL manaaya?
Pathan: Haan
Dost:kis ke saath?
Pathan:B.v ke sath!!!
hum ne teen(3) baar talaq dia
jub wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL......!

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Plz don”t read this message.
Nahi to
ho jaye ga
Kiya????
Arre wohi
jis say ham darte hain
.
.
.
wohi jo is umar mein aksar ho jaata he,,
.
.
.
dekha ho giya na
.
.
TIME WASTE!!

Sunday 3 March 2013

Good morning sms in urdu love

Good morning sms in urdu love
'Dua he jaise jaise sooraj nikalta jaye
Aaap ki khushiyon mein izaafa hota jaaye....
.
Aur
.
Dhalta sooraj Aaap ka har dukh mitata jaaye.
( AAMEEN )'

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Mein Aaap ko kiya Bhejoon?
Baarish ki Pehli boond..
Ya Phr Aaasman ka Sub se roshan Tara….
Ya Phr Shaakh per khila Surkh Gulaab…
Ya Phr Muthi main Qaid ek Jugnoo…
Ya Phr Honton pe saji ek khuwahish
Ya Phr Aaankhon ka ek khawaab
ya
Dil ki
“MAASOOM SI
“DUA”
ke
ALLAH
Aap ko kaainaat ki tmaam NEIMTON
Se Nwaze.
Kabi KOI dukh Aap ke nzdeek bhi na Aaye.
**… Aameen…**

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Phir Aaaj Muskura Ke Unho Ne Kiya SaLaam-e-Subah,
Phir ik Zara Si Aaas Pe Jeena Para Mujhy
.
GOOD MORNING.'
Have a Nice Day

Good morning sms for friends in Urdu

Good morning sms for friends in Urdu 

Aaj Ki Pyaari Baat
Bacha Duniya main sirf aik Hunar le ker Aaata hai,
Wo hunnar hai “RONA”
aur Usay kuch nai Aaata,
Or wo us aik Hunnar say apni maan se
sub kaam karwa laita hai.
Is liye Apne RUB ke samnay “RONA” sekho or Apne “RAB” ko mana lo,
Jo 70 Maaon say Ziyaada pyaar Karne wala hai.

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Ääaj bhi sooråj mäshriq hi say talooh hua he
"Dost"
Goyä Aååj bhi ùs kay milñe ki køi ùmèeéd ñåi..
~* Gòöøøöòd Mörñiñg Have a Nice Day *~'

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'(",")/'
_/)!(
Mujey chaahne Walo
pathurooo ka Nashta le Aaao Aapka Laadla Dost uth giya hai:
('.')
_/ /_
[""/ /""]
GOOd MOrNiNg.:-)'

Saturday 2 March 2013

April fools day text jokes

April fools day text jokes

Congratulation!
Amir Khaan Nay apni Film
Ke Second part ke liye
ap ko Chun lia he
Jiss Main Aap ka
Bohat Mein Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Baygherut zameen par

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Please call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho giya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaap ka hi blood group chaahiye,
Plz mana mut karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mer jaye ga

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Please open this
after 4 days at saturday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
you r a 1st FOOL of 2013.
April Fool in Advance

April fools pranks at home

April fools pranks at home

You are cute persons in the world!!
Just a sec, don’t misconceive.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Happy April Fool day Friends

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My Friend
A Day Wil Come When the Whole World Wil wihses Ur Persnlity,
your Thoughts,
Ur Ideas & Amp; your Talent
BeLieve ME
& Amp;
The Day Wil Be
1st APRIL :D))

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When things go wrong
When sorrow fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember three things
1) I am with u
2) u have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

April fools pranks and jokes

April fools pranks and jokes

This is not messsage(SMS),
it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overcoming amount of bubbles.

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Just a friendly reminder :
Relationships r preciously,
do not injury them by fooling
& lying on first April / April Fool.

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31st March Or 1st April,
it doesn’t matter.
A fool always remains a fool.
Wishing you a very very happy, prosperous &
joyful
‘All Fools’ Day’
to
‘the King of Fools’!
Happy FApril Fool Day Wishes.

April fools office pranks

April fools office pranks

This is not messsage(SMS),
it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a botle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overcoming amount of bubbles.

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Plz open this message after 5days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
you r a 1st FOOL of 2013.
April Fool in Advance

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Go to write message option.
Turn T9 dictionary on and then write:
277451366514612382623
and then see the magic

April fools email pranks

April fools email pranks

A study has proved that all foolssss use their THUMB,
while reading a message.
Now its to late don't try to change your finger!
Catch another fool!
Happy Fool Day Wishes

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Hi get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on first of April. Surprised???
.
.
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool,
& u are the 1st person whom I fooled.
hahahahahahahahaha

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31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter.
wish Very Happy, comfortable & Joyful.
Fool Day to the King of Fools

April fools day tricks

April fools day tricks

If ever in ur life,,,,
you r very sad
and feel that you hve lost everything,
I’ll come,
hold your hand,
take you 4 walk on a bridge
& show you where 2 jump from. :)

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A study has showed that
all fools use their THUMB while reading a sms.
Now its too late,
don’t try too change ur finger!
Catch another fool.
Happpy April Fool Day Wishes

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Somebody plays tricks on u,,,
Don’t let them affect ur mood,,
Instead, joke as happily as u could,,,
Everything will turn out be occupying as it should!
Hey don’t be mad at people today!
It’s April Fool’s day! Have fun!
Hppy April Fool Day Best wishes

April fools day pranks for kids

April fools day pranks for kids

Plz.Open this message after ten. days on Sunday
.
.
.
.
.
.
I experience you can’t wait,
So CONGRATS !!!
You r the first FOOL of 2013,
APRIL FOOL in advance !!

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I want you to know that u are very important to me,
It's impossible for me to live without u even for a moment!
You r my life and I can feel u everywhere in the world....
DON'T MIND I was talk ABOUT OXYGEN...
April Fool Message for best Friends.

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A Day Will Come When the Whole World Will celebrate
your Name,
your Fame,
your Thoughts, you Ideas,
But you Have yo Wait For one Day
Till Ur Birthday ;
April 1st

Friday 1 March 2013

Urdu good morning sms lover

Urdu good morning sms lover

Assalam o alaikum
“Khobsurat Baat”
ALLAH Kitna Karim aur Mehrbaan Hay
Hamari Ibadat aur Taqwa Hamary
Chehrey se Zahir Karta Hy
Magar Hamarey Gunah Doosro
Se Poshida Rakhta hay.
=Subha ba khair=

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Raat Kya Khoob Muqabla Tha Hum Dono Mein,, ,, ,,
Udhar Ghari Ki Tik Tik
Idhar Aansuoo'n Ki
Tip Tip.......*
Good morning'

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'.',',Soya Rehny Dy Mere "D0st" ko Youn Neend ki Thandi Aaghosh Mein.',',
.
.
.
.
.',',Kahien Wo Uth Na Jaye Ay Suraj Zara Thehr k Niklna.',',
,'GuD MoRNiNG','

Sweet good morning poems

Sweet good morning poems

'subah bakhair.
Ye Meri Zindagi Ki Sub se Bari Tamanna He.
Tum Her Pul Raho Mere Paas Meri Saanson Ki Tarah.?
Chalo Baant Laite Hain Kuch Is Tarah Say Dunia Saaari
Chalo Sub Kuch Tum Rakh Lo, Ek Bus Tum Hamaaray . . ?'
Good Morning Have a Beautiful Day.

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*****” Night Wishes “****
Jis Khawaab main Ho jaaye Didaar-e-Mustafa Haasil
.
.
.
Aye Rub Kabhi Hum ko Bhi Wo Neend Sulaa de….!!!
(Ameen)
Shab Bakhair Have a Nice Day

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Äaäj bhi s00råj mäshrik hi say tåal00h hùä he
.
Dost
Gøyä Aååj bhi ùs ké milñe ki køi ùmèéed ñåi
~* Gòö00d Mörñiñg Have a Cute Day. *~'

Good morning Dua for friends

Good morning Dua for friends
Ye bohat hi pyaari Dua hai… . .
Ya ALLAH is se pehle ke mot hamain ruswa kar de.
“TU” humaare jisam humaari roh ko acha kar de.
Ye jo haalat he humaari hum ne hi banaai he,
Jesa “TU” chaahta he ab wesa kar de
Humare har fesle mein TERI raza shaamil ho,
Jo TERA hukam ho wo humaara iraada kar de,
Hum mai jo beemar hein un ko Too acha kar de,
Aur jo ye dua Aaage bheje us ki
aur meri har jayez tamanna poori kar de….
>>>Aameen<<<
Subha Bakhair SMS.

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'(",")/'
_/)!( Mujhay chaahne
.!.!. Waalo
pathuro ka Nashta le Aaao
Aap ka Laadla Dost uth giya he:
('.')
_/ /_
[""/ /""]
G00d M0rNiNg Have a Nice Day.:-)'

Good morning love messages for her

Good morning love messages for her

'MoMo::: Ali woh ho gai he.
NABEEL: Ali nai, Nabeel maan jii,
MOMO:Nahi Nabeel nai hoi,wo ho gai he..,
NABEEL: Woh kiya mäan g????
MOMO: WOhi jo raaat ke baad hoti he,,,
NABEEL: Oh maan jii subha subha tang na karein,
MOMO: Ayi Shawaash ey yaad Aaaya! subha ho gai hai.;)

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Good Mrn¡Ng
subha bakhair...'
Subah
“,”,”,”ki thandi hava
/””””””’
/\ |____._|_|
Pholoon ki
mehkati khoshboo
ke saath
,:**:,,:**:,
*, GOOD ,*
MoRnInG Have a Nice Day.

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'Ä$$£äm-o-ÄLä!km
Sübäh Sübäh Aapko SÄLÄM daiñå he.
Aåp ki sübä kø piyaàrà sà ÑÄÅM daiña he.
Güzré särå din Aäp ka khöshiö bhårrä.
Aäp ki Har sübåh kö duàun kà PÉGHÄaM daina hai.'

Good morning islamic sms urdu

Good morning islamic sms urdu
Jub Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Bane
To Faisla ALLAH Per Chorr Do
ALLAH Apne Bandon Ke Barey Main Behtr Fesla Karta hai” -
Good Morning Have a Cool Cool Day Day

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aik insaan jub marta he or dafna dia jata he
to sawaal jaawab ke liye farishtay Aatay hain
us waqt aik shaks Aaa ke kehta he
tum Aaaram kro tumhaare sawalon ke jawab mai deta hon.
Jub farishte wapis chale jate hain
to wo shaks bhi jane lagta hai
tub insaan kehta he Aap kon ho
to wo shaks kehta he main NAMAZ-E-FAJAR hun
tu nay fajjar ke waqt mere liye apni neend kharaab ki
apna sukh chain apna narm bistar chor ke Mujhe dia
to Aaaj main ne us ka badla tujhe dia!
SUBHANALLAH
Subah Bakhair to all my Sweet Friends